Thursday, December 22, 2005

Insomniatic

Well.... I can't sleep.... I suppose i'm nervous about starting my new job... oh well... atleast it's given me time to setup blogging via my iPAQ again :)

My train commute should give me plenty of future Blogging time... that's if I can think of something interesting to write about!

Only 2 more days left at work... woo hoo.

Shopping Days till next Xmas: 368.25

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Parting Sentiments

So, Last night was the KC X-MAS Party.

I figured I'd go... seen as I have resigned, I decided that I'd like the company to get me Pissed one last time.... So, I donned my penguin suit and escorted Jo to our Stretched Limo.

At leaving time, I decided it was Time to have a word with the Big Boss Man. So, my Boss, Phil, was stood there... I had to say something! I'm leaving.... What have I got to loose!

So, I walked up, and shook his hand and said "I've learnt a lot working for you".I then proceeded to ask him to Kiss Daphne, The inflatable sheep i stole from the bar earlier in the evening. He sadly declined, and I ran off before I made an even bigger DRUNKEN GOIT of myself.

But, I look back in fondness of the moment, and it will be with me forever!

also: Chuck Norris pwnz j00

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

pwn3d.

Location: A Quiet City Centre Newsagents (a fair distance from the hospital).
Time: Lunch.

Seanie: I should just like to enter into this Local Convenice shop for a chilled beverage to complement this Cornish Pasty that I Recently purchased.
BiSScuiTT: Right Ho' old chap!, I shall shelter near the entrance to escape this ghastly weather.
Seanie: *Goes to Refrigerator at the rear of the shop*
BiSScuiTT: *waits*.

Mr.X: *Quietly asks the purveyor of the convenience store* Do you have any with Big... ermm... *cups hands over his chest*
ShopKeep: Try up the top.... that one at the back might be what you want
Mr.X: Oh yes.... that's perfect... *sudden realisation that there are other people in the shop, including an elderly gentleman who just entered*
Mr.X: ERmm... it's errr... FOR MY MATE! In.. err.. Hospital ! Yeah.. Hospital, Definitely Hospital, and in conclusion.... HOSPITAL!
BiSScuiTT: *Secretly Sniggering, but trying not to judge*
Seanie: *Hears Everything*
ShopKeep: *Raises left eyebrow*
Mr.X: Hand over Cash

*Two Women enter the Worlds Busiest City Centre Newsagents.*

Woman1: Oh... 'ello Bill!
Mr.X: *Realises his name is Bill*.
Seanie: *Queues behind Mr.X*
Shopkeep: *Hands Razz Mag To Bill (i.e: Mr. X)*
Mr.X: Errmmmmm.... Er.... Ello Luv! Ermm... How's you *hugs*
Woman1: What you been buying....
Mr.X: Ermm... It's err... For my Mate... In Hospital... Yeah... errmm... he's stuck in bed and all that!?
BiSScuiTT & Seanie: *Can barely hold laughter*
Seanie: *Quickly completes his transaction for a chilled bottled beverage*
Woman1 (i.e: Mrs. X): What the?! but...
BiSScuiTT & Seanie: *Quickly flee the Now Overcrowded shop to allow for breathing, and hysterical laughter*